You may have seen the recent Babylon Bee article,”Covenant Eyes Eradicates Pornography Addiction With New, Highly Effective Eye-Plucking Feature.” If you haven’t, I’d encourage to give it a read.
It’s not the first time the satire website lampooned Covenant Eyes. On June 28, 2017, Babylon Bee published the article, “Covenant Eyes Introduces ‘Extreme’ Version Which Emails Internet History To Paul Washer.”
For the most recent article, Babylon Bee approached Covenant Eyes with an offer to sponsor the content of the article. We said “yes,” because we want people to know that while we take what we do very seriously, we don’t take ourselves too seriously.
We believe that the best accountability relationships mean you not only cry with a trusted ally, but also laugh with them. It’s okay to have light moments. It’s okay to just hang out. Putting too much seriousness in a relationship with an ally can get tiresome and lead to it ending. That’s why we focus on developing open, honest, fun relationships.
Covenant Eyes ensures that humor is part of company culture by hosting its annual Marmot Day celebration. It’s when Covenant Eyes team members celebrate the furry little rodent and enjoy a company picnic, complete with great tasting food, games, and a wood-chucking contest.
Accountable relationships shouldn’t be a negative experience. They shouldn’t be a “sin hunt.” Rather, they should provide security and enduring encouragement.
Bonding with a person is better than binging on pixels. Most people know that, but it takes an ally to reinforce that truth and hold them to that standard. The best relationships are with those you can cry with, and also laugh until you cry.
Our software and content helps people stop using pornography for good, or never start. We enable people to overcome porn and be restored and transformed. That’s something to celebrate, tissues or not.